"Frozen"

1. What's with the weird tribal music? 2. They're sawing the ice right out from under their feet and no one is falling in? I'm disappointed. 3. Haha Elsa is like me in the morning. Morning people suck. 4. There's magic in this movie? And there's no controversy about it? *gasp* 5. Disney movie with both parents? Odd. 6. Snowman building INSIDE?! I'm jealous. 7. They killed off the parents! NOW it's a real Disney movie! Makes so much more sense now. 8. Hahahaha I love how awkward Anna is. So me. 9. Elsa and Anna are my sister and I. Scary accurate. 10. Wait, hold that thought. There's a man talking to Anna. She's most definitely not me. 11. "You can't marry someone you just met." Well, that's a Disney first. 12. Hold crap, Idina Menzel is amazing. I am completely in awe of her. Like, massive girl crush. 13. I love that reindeer. He's like a dog. 14. OMG the sassy snowman is The. Best. 15. That awkward moment when you think an animated character is attractive. 16. "Oh look at that. I've been impaled." BAHAHAHAHA!! 17. Now she has TWO men? Well that's just not fair. 18. *gasp* Hans is evil?? Did NOT see that coming. 18. Sven is a reindeer, and yet still has more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart.

"Man of Steel"

1. Russell Crowe is in this? Sweet. 2. They actually just showed a baby penis. That kid will have to grow up knowing that millions of people have seen his junk. 3. Henry Cavill is really cute. And totally rocking that beard. 4. Aww, poor little Clark. I wanna hug him. 5. Diane Lane as Martha Kent? Wouldn't have put her there myself, but it works. 6. Henry Cavill's eyes are strikingly blue. Oh. My. Stars. 7. KEVIN COSTNER?! I LOVE HIM!! 8. Henry Cavill is hot. And the transition from beard to stubble was flawless. 9. He's not a mild-mannered reporter in this one? I'm so confused. 10. Aw man, he shaved? Kinda sad, but now we get to fully experience that ridiculously adorable cleft in his chin. 11. They killed off Kevin Costner? This movie blows. 12. Henry Cavill just smiled and I literally gasped. And maybe swooned a little. 13. Amy Adams as Lois Lane is a little weird. She needs to be brunette and sassy. Like Teri Hatcher. 14. And now he's wearing plaid?! Stop it. Just stop. 15. I'm such a sucker for the damsel-in-distress-gets-rescued-by-her-hero thing. Never gets old. 16. Oh man, he's cute when he's angry. 17. Aw, they crashed into an IHOP. Now those poor peoples pancakes are all dirty. Sad. 18. And they messed up a Sears. Now where will the people of Smallville buy their Craftsman tools?! 19. His chest is impossibly broad compared to how tapered his waist is. That has to be photoshopped, right? Right?? 20. Good lord, it's gonna take years to clean up that city. 21. The truck said "Lexcorp" even though there's no Lex Luthor in this movie. Cute. 22. He was sad that he was forced to kill General Zod so Lois had to comfort him. Nice touch. 23. Hahahaha army captain just admitted to her superior that she thinks Superman is kinda hot. Awkwardly hilarious. 24. Wow, his butt makes those Levi's look good! 25. OHHH! NOW he's a reporter! It all suddenly makes sense!